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YOUNG JOEY MASTERSON of Chikupuke, CT is sick. Young Joey has a rare and incurable disease known as Haplert's Warts, which are not really warts at all, but are rather a series of open wounds covering the body that attract a small insect called Halpert's Disgusting Little Bugs to feed on the exposed goo. Young Joey will most likely live out many, many years covered in blood, scabs and engorged lice-like creatures. His parents, hobos both, cannot afford the baths so necessary to remove the bugs so Joey is doom to some sick shit.

BUT YOU CAN HELP.

Bill Gates will donate five cents everytime this e-mail is forwarded toward the purchase a Colt Six Shooter of the very same kind used by John Wayne to fight Communism, Nazism and Homosexuuality during WWI, WWII and the Pelopensian War. If this e-mail is forwarded enough times then upon the purchase of the pistol John Wayne will personally rise from the grave and put Young Joey down like the rabid dog he is.

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