You're The Man Now, Dog!

YOUR HELP IS NEEDED!

Young Cindy Kortis of Newark, CT is dying. She has a rare condition known CAT LADY SMELL that causes her to reek of the combined urinesque odors of thirty to forty cats forced to live in a small apartment. With time, she will suffocate her own vile smell of ammonia and KITTY BUSINESS.

BUT YOU CAN HELP.

Everytime this is forwarded, Bill "Smilin' Joe" Gates will donate five dollars towards the purchase of bullett which will be used by OUR LEADER GEORGE WALKER "TEXAS RANGER" BUSH to set up a carnival game. In this game, various yokels will be able to shoot at YOUNG CINDY'S cats. For ever cat killed, said yokel will receive a DALE "THE TERMINATOR" EARNHARDT MIRROR, suitiable for display.

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