As any MySpace user who keeps up with the news knows (all three of you), Our Troops are on a Godly Mission to convert the mongloidic Islams of the genetically deficient country of Iraq. But all is not well. While Our Supreme Leader, George Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush, has sent them into battle at the beckoning of Je$u$ himself, they do not have the armor and equipment necessary for the most efficient 18yearoldSoldierDeath-to-IslamConversion possible. Je$u$ forgot to tell Our Leader about the need for adequate guns and armor.
BUT YOU CAN HELP.
Bill Gates and George "Anti-Christ" Soros are teaming up: For every ten thousand times this message is forwarded, they will supply the United States with a high-tech robot that is physically indistinguishable from Geoge Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush on the outside. Said robot will be immediately dropped into the heart of Baghdad, where is proceed to mutiliate and eat any and all Iraqi war orphans. The remains of said children will be transformed into a light and effective type of armor for Hummers. It will also make a delicious winter time meal back in the US of A.
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.
Rebuild the IRAQI genetic pool!
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