Our Godly Leader, Geogre Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush, needs our help. The Supreme Commander is in the midst of very delicate negotations with the country of Yemen for a very rare breed of goat. This breed of goat has very special genes that may useful in the fight against geriatric bowel disorder. Also, the US Army plans to afix them to Hummers as armor that can protect Our Soliders in the fight against IslamoNaziCommies in Iraq.
Bill Gates will buy enough of these very special goats to armor one hummer for every two thousand times this is forwarded on MySpace. He will also buy one additional goat in the fight agaist liquidy old people shit for every two thousands time this message is forwarded on MySpace. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! Please think of the children. May GOD bless OUR LEADER!
Our Leader
George Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush
Our Patron
Bill "Smilin' Joe" Gates
HOBO TIMMY
Everytime this website gets 1,000 hits, Bill Gates will buy a young hobo a new bindle. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.
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