Remember the Maine!

This is very, very serious. Young Timothy Larson of Wakapik, KS has been diagnosed with a very rare and possibly fatal form of foot fungus. Timmy is an upright, Christian young man and doctors say his only chance is for him to wear a large number of Dr. Schol's wart removers over his entire foot for the next year. BUT he must start immediately and right now he only has enough for the next week, as he must change each and every wart removing pad every three hours if he is to have any hope.

Bill Gates will buy one wart removing pad everytime you forward this to a friend on MySpace. Please think of young Timmy. If we don't help him, then he will get his foot cut right the fuck off.