For Great Justice

As any MySpace user who keeps up with the news knows (all three of you), Our Troops are on a Godly Mission to convert the mongloidic Islams of the genetically deficient country of Iraq. But all is not well. While Our Supreme Leader, George Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush, has sent them into battle at the beckoning of Je$u$ himself, they do not have the armor and equipment necessary for the most efficient 18yearoldSoldierDeath-to-IslamConversion possible. Je$u$ forgot to tell Our Leader about the need for adequate guns and armor.

BUT YOU CAN HELP.

Bill Gates and George "Anti-Christ" Soros are teaming up: For every ten thousand times this message is forwarded, they will supply the United States with a high-tech robot that is physically indistinguishable from Geoge Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush on the outside. Said robot will be immediately dropped into the heart of Baghdad, where is proceed to mutiliate and eat any and all Iraqi war orphans. The remains of said children will be transformed into a light and effective type of armor for Hummers. It will also make a delicious winter time meal back in the US of A.

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

Rebuild the IRAQI genetic pool!

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

Guys, this is like for real. Young Johnny Claire needs our help. He has a very rare and possibly fatal form of liver disease, herpes and is missing three toes. While doctors say there is no cure, we can help bring into reality his lifelong dream of having sex with asian prostitute while dying of a rare liver disease and afterwards appearing on Maury Pauvich only to be asked if he wants to die and if the kids at school call him 'Ol' Herpe McToes'.

Bill Gates will personally scour the exotic East in search of only the finest Thai hookers and bring back his favorite ladyboy if only we forward this message thirty-thousand times. Do it for Ol' Herpe McToes.

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Tallyho!

Our Godly Leader, Geogre Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush, needs our help. The Supreme Commander is in the midst of very delicate negotations with the country of Yemen for a very rare breed of goat. This breed of goat has very special genes that may useful in the fight against geriatric bowel disorder. Also, the US Army plans to afix them to Hummers as armor that can protect Our Soliders in the fight against IslamoNaziCommies in Iraq.

Bill Gates will buy enough of these very special goats to armor one hummer for every two thousand times this is forwarded on MySpace. He will also buy one additional goat in the fight agaist liquidy old people shit for every two thousands time this message is forwarded on MySpace. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! Please think of the children. May GOD bless OUR LEADER!

Remember the Maine!

This is very, very serious. Young Timothy Larson of Wakapik, KS has been diagnosed with a very rare and possibly fatal form of foot fungus. Timmy is an upright, Christian young man and doctors say his only chance is for him to wear a large number of Dr. Schol's wart removers over his entire foot for the next year. BUT he must start immediately and right now he only has enough for the next week, as he must change each and every wart removing pad every three hours if he is to have any hope.

Bill Gates will buy one wart removing pad everytime you forward this to a friend on MySpace. Please think of young Timmy. If we don't help him, then he will get his foot cut right the fuck off.