Guys, this is for real. Our Leader, George Walker "Texas Ranger" Bush needs our help! He is in the midst of delicate negotiations with the tiny island nation of Lop Peru for a very rare and valuable breed of llama found only on this island and in Iran. The spit of this llama can cure the following diseases: cancer, AIDS, dum dum fever, athlete's foot, gayness and Smeckler's Powder. Furthermore, these rare and beautiful llamas produce offspring that look exactly like Mary-Kate Olsen.
YOU CAN HELP!
Every 25 times this e-mail is forwarded, Bill Gates will go the island nation of Lop Peru and deflower one of the Olsen-llamas. With your help, he will be nuts deep in llama for the rest of his life.
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