Sunday, January 28, 2007

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Guys, this is like for real. Young Johnny Claire needs our help. He has a very rare and possibly fatal form of liver disease, herpes and is missing three toes. While doctors say there is no cure, we can help bring into reality his lifelong dream of having sex with asian prostitute while dying of a rare liver disease and afterwards appearing on Maury Pauvich only to be asked if he wants to die and if the kids at school call him 'Ol' Herpe McToes'.

Bill Gates will personally scour the exotic East in search of only the finest Thai hookers and bring back his favorite ladyboy if only we forward this message thirty-thousand times. Do it for Ol' Herpe McToes.

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